Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks

"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"

by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021

hashbrown bandit

one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.

morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.

by KC DIRT May 29, 2009

Butterscotch Bandit

A guy who likes to lick the anus of his lover.

Matthew McConaughey is well known for being a Butterscotch Bandit, that’s why all the girls want to get in bed with him. .

by Mark from Dallas November 23, 2020

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

by Phoofs March 17, 2016

Webkins Bandit

Famous Minecraft youtuber Skeppy is the webkins bandit . On a stream he told a story of how he stole webkins codes from a store as a kid. Now when BadBoyHalo is mad at Skeppy for taking something from him, he calls him the webkins bandit.

Skeppy! You stole my food!
No I didn't Bad!
Yeah sure, webkins bandit.

by Skeppers14 September 13, 2020

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021