double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.

- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.

by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015

Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Coffee on a wedding day

Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress

Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!

by Em-ma July 15, 2023