shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit on

To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.

"Dude they absolutely shit on our team tonight!"

by MyPPhurt October 21, 2019

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018

shit

A bad way of saying poop ,you can use when you did something you did not mean to do.

I need to go take a shit realy bad.Shit i broke my TV.

by POCHOLO 876 September 14, 2016

Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Shit

Shit is a word to describe something bad or unfortunate

Shit is also used As a word for poo

Shit is also used to describe Donald Trump

“The master and the doctor is a shit ‘ship’”

by CherryAries October 7, 2020

Shit

Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend

That little shit can die in a hole

by Tbh.justbored July 3, 2018