rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010

Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.

Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number

by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015

Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

by SpinyDan August 16, 2023

number 13

A combination of mayonaise, spicy mustard, Relish, BBQ sauce, vinegar, Arby's sauce, and Tabasco.

I havent tried it but I bet it would taste fucking disgusting.

Man, I tried drinking my diabetic friend's urine and it tasted like number 13.

by Pangis March 11, 2022

Norton's number

Norton’s number is a constant in graph theory defined as Graham’s number + 1.

Norton's number ends in an 8.

by Physi3 January 2, 2023

The number 33

A random number

I used a number randomized and got the number 33!

by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022