Honk

A man playfully squeezes another man's penis outside the pants/shorts.

Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.

by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 7, 2024

Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense

Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!

by mkelso June 28, 2022

Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie

Hanky honks

by hanky honks May 23, 2021

Shnackle Honk

A mysterious gremlin-like creature said to appear only when you drop something important, offering no help except a single judgmental honk.

I swear I double-checked the key, must’ve been a shnackle honk moment.

by Exaggerated-Turtle November 27, 2025

Honk

If someone is chatting 'honk' it means to be waffling or to be talking about something to intimidate the other person, however they clearly aren't intimidated

Boy 1: yeah your trim is tapped bruh get some hair spray

Boy 2:you chattin honk bruh?

by Gangalanga gang October 21, 2020

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023