drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Fry Diving

Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.

Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?

Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*

Denise:...

by McOmNomNom November 11, 2010

Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 23, 2005

detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

Dive of Life

When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.

Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.

by OHS-DoomBringer October 20, 2007