real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.

My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.

"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"

by thotastic September 29, 2015

David Reale

The guy who played Glen Coco in Mean girls.

Guy: Who played Glen Coco?
Girl: David Reale

4 for you Glen coco, YOU GO GLEN COCO!!

by urmom456 March 12, 2013

real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.

These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.

by dsveddy September 27, 2018

real meal

Evander Holyfield

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100

My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!

by India Terrell March 6, 2008

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010