thanos

big purple guy

thanos is a bumb

by animalfudge4343 September 4, 2019

Thanos

He is a big bad grape man who has and sparkly oven mit and a rock collection.

SUGOI

OwO Thanos more like THICCC WITH A TRIPLE C MAN. OwO SENPAI THANOS 0w0 *moans 4 thanos*

by Killer Potato is a potato April 29, 2019

Thanos

Loki's murderer.

Thanos killed Loki in Infinity War.

by _sad-british-trash_ August 11, 2019

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

Thanos

That marvel character that gave you that tingly feeling when he says (you shuld have gone for the head) $$

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Me going to bed to have a normal dreem after avengers infinity war but you cant hold back the power and the edge so you canot resist so you begin to start to make thanos dick pics and that grape juice spewing out you get to far in you start rubbing your buldge trying to resist but suddenly you burst and get your seamen all over your 9 year old brother he wakes. You tell him you never speak of this ever again

by The gogogagalaob March 19, 2019

Thanos

The one idiot who spends his money making a golden gauntlet and achieve "world peace." And somehow doesn't die from a big slice in the chest.

Thanos:You should have gone for the head. *snaps* *teleports away*
Thor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Marvel Fan 101 October 21, 2020

Thanos

Mean purple Shrek getting stoned with some glowy space rocks

Thanos

by Etree123 May 2, 2019