teacher

Someone who beleives themself to be smarter than you and usually is trying to educate younger or less intellectual people.

I hate the way most teachers arent actually as smart as their students.

by Eragonvsharry January 30, 2010

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

teachers

An underpaid person that tries to educate kids. But can't. Because:
1. Kids are not allowed to be beaten.
2. Parents in America are useless and don't beat their kids.
3. Rap music.
4. Cell phones.

The kids passed on into the next grade, even though they couldn't read or write.
We wouldn't want them to feel left out and hurt their feelings, so we pushed them through anyways.
The future of America is looking pretty sweet!

by hooper May 15, 2004

Tenafly

The shit show of america. Take all of your degenerate beauty queens and rich Jews and throw them together to make a cesspool of hatred and depression. If your not Jewish or Asian you have no friends. Basically all the people who couldn't afford to live in New York City but want to pose as rich.

Person- You used to live in tenafly?
Me- I don't speak on that time of my life all those bitchs dead to me
Person- oka-
Me- don't even talk to me.

by Idk,man,Idk November 25, 2018

fucking gay teacher

Mrs. Wahl

Mrs. Wahl, a fucking gay teacher, does not let us leave class 2 minutes early.

by MrShab May 22, 2017

Teachers

People who liked school so much that they couldn't stand to leave.They 'have a passion for kids' and could never regret following the career path they chose.

They think that everyone likes them no matter what. Truthfully, nobody likes them at all.

Teachers are fun to annoy.

*Ways To Annoy Your Teachers:
1. Don't write your name on your papers.
2. Ask a lot of pointless questions that have nothing to
do with what you are learning. (ex: Why do you write
with a blue pen instead of a black one?)
3. Mumble LOUDLY to yourself while you are taking a test.
4. Role your pencil on your desk.
5. Refuse to answer questions out loud (on accout that it
conflicts with your religious beliefs).
6. Refer to your teacher as Sir or Mam. End every sentence
with Sir or Mam. (ex: The answer to number 13 is 9, Sir)
7. Don't pay attention. Say 'what?' everytime they call on
you.

by glasshalfempty October 10, 2005

teachers

People that teach you in school. They could be good or bad. Most are bad if you have my teachers. Like my math teacher would cry in front of the room about how like her. Most of them act like they care, but they don't.

The worst teacher I've ever had is my current home ect teacher. She hates all of her students except her favorite. She yells at you for the smallest reason, and never stops talking about the house that she is bluiding. Everyone hates her. She doesn't deserve her job. God, I hate her.

The best yeacher was my old reading teacher. She was cool.

Teachers make school boring.

by Blake Marie April 1, 2007