Mission Impossible Teabag

The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.

Jess was wondering what the new pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at 4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag

Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag

by AJ_Phlare October 8, 2010

Dirty teabag

After having anal sex you dip your balls inside another persons ass when it is gaping, like a teabag in a cup

After the black man fucked me he Dirty teabagged my ass

by Micheal fuckalot March 14, 2009

Teabagger

A teabagger is someone who frequents baseball games exclusively for their fresh sack of nuts. They sit in the nosebleed section and buy lots of "teabags"...then they throw them down to the fans below. It's kind of a game celebration and love for nuts.

The teabagger purchased 10 sack of nuts when the Oakland A's won the world series.

by The Punjabi Goddess May 19, 2010

Teabagged

A traditional saying in video games, after you get killed or owned, the player's sprite begin's to motion up and down on your pixelated body. Thus, making you a noob. It's a disgraceful thing to be bestowed upon you but otherwise, You can just kill them and teabag them to get your fair nut-rubbing revenge.

Haha you got teabagged you fag n00b.

by Sin Zanetsu May 16, 2006

Reverse teabag surprise

A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!

I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.

by xanjoh January 27, 2010

Chai Teabag

This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.

Did you know that the reason Caesar was assassinated was because chai teabagged Brutus?

by Kim Dong Il May 8, 2010

Flying Teabag

The act of taking a high platform behind an unsuspecting victim, taking a deep breath to embrace the extreme pain, and then jump high enough so you end up dropping down and teabaging someone directly on the head. Also can be preformed to someone who is sleeping, jump high enough so your balls end up in the victim's mouth.

Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob.

Ohhh dude, that dude Allan was bending over to pick up a book he dropped, and when he stood up i flying teabag'd him!

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010