Tips

Spit

Pits

by Spit the Pist Pits February 1, 2003

tipsy

bein buzzed off da alcohol...

errybody in the club get tipsy!

by Pimpin4LifeHomie February 4, 2004

Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

by Kahoki February 1, 2009

tipsy

Although the technical term for "tipsy" has been pretty well defined here, in reality, it usually means DRUNK AS FUCK!

Person 1: How much have you had to drink?
Person 2: I'm a little tipsy.

*Two minutes later, the vomiting begins*

by Forever Remain July 30, 2009

Tips

To go with a person, usually used to try and embarass people

-girl and guy spotted talking-
someone shouts... TIPSSSSSS

by yurma February 4, 2007

Dick's Tips

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips

-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'

by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011

Frosted Tips

When you just take a fat shit and when you go to wipe your asshole, your anal hairs are hardened by shit.

John: "Why is Jeff celebrating in the bathroom?"
Jerry: "He's probably just feeling accomplished that he got frosted tips after eating tacos at Laura's last night."

by tidalmasa January 3, 2020