Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.

Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.

by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020

Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the action of masturbating, and they all of a sudden ejaculate extremely loud, much like a Trombone.

"hey, I hear edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020

Trombones

The ideal true self of a user.

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.

by pl101 December 12, 2022

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.

Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024