The point where you have so much swagger you get your swag license and begin to waddle down hallways and put your hand out as if youre driving a actually truck
Ted: What is karl doing!
Steve: Hes doing dah swag truck!
Ted: Oh Mah Golly! what swagtastic abilties....
Steve: Hes doing dah swag truck!
Ted: Oh Mah Golly! what swagtastic abilties....
by Karl Molloy January 13, 2011
by south jersey joe September 09, 2008
Two or more people dropping a pile of steaming two-flush corn-logs onto a willing (or alternately unwilling) participant. This act is like an amalgamation of bukkake and the cleaveland steamer.
"Dude, do you remember dump trucking on that homeless dude last night?"
"That chick at the truck stop was just begging for a dump trucking, good thing I ate that tuna sandwich!"
"Don't forget to eat some corn on the cob for lunch, today; Heather wants us to dump truck on her tonight."
"That chick at the truck stop was just begging for a dump trucking, good thing I ate that tuna sandwich!"
"Don't forget to eat some corn on the cob for lunch, today; Heather wants us to dump truck on her tonight."
by Butt Buffalo May 21, 2008
The thought that just because you have a large truck (can be any big vehicle such as a lifted truck, jeep or SUV), you can take over the fucking road, don't have to use turn signals and can hang around Sonic for hours on end with your other truck buds. Typically associated with douchebags and other mall crawlers.
I was driving down the street and some guy in an F250 cut me off. He had some definate truck mentality.
by chodeyface May 11, 2009
by phoenixarising January 22, 2010
an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010