old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

Pussy pouch

When you wear you guys boxers backwards and it looks like you have a pussy pouch.... duh!!

I put on his boxers and it looked like i had a pussy pouch -had & ll

by Had&ll May 15, 2018

Pouche

Someone who is a Pussy but also a douche.

Garrett won't talk to that girl but he thinks he's hot shit, he is such a pouche.

by accordingtoyou July 9, 2016

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Rocket pouch

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

by otto-man empire January 3, 2017

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021