Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020

Lego

Something (annoying) people should go step on

I hope you step on a lego

by idfrickincare February 24, 2021

Super Legos

A term used to replace shrooms or boomers around parents, siblings, cops and teachers.

These Super Legos taste decent.

by jpisme May 16, 2011

lego piece 26047

looks like amogus

wow, lego piece 26047 really does look like amogus

by liamAJ2016 May 1, 2024

Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 18, 2021

LEGO Dimensions

this one video game from 2014 that is a crossover like multiversus or LEGO fortnite. Everybody named Daelan really likes this game.

hey man daelan just told me about this game called Lego Dimensions. I don’t know why daelan likes it so much

by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020