nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"

by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010

maddie gates

Fit as f**k

Yeh maddie gates is well fit

by Lads.on.tour._ July 8, 2018

gates open

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.

Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?

by Frostydog11 August 24, 2019

hells gate

A common urban method of disrespecting a defeated opponent, or humiliating a person who is asleep or KO'd. The person sprays pepper spray in their anus and defecates on the defeated/asleep/KO'd person's face.

"Yo this kid was lying passed out on the sidewalk so I opened his eyes and gave him the Hells Gate

"Is it weird that I enjoy Hell's Gate-ing random homeless people on the street? I always keep a spare can of Mace just to be safe."

by Yung Cunty April 23, 2017

The Gates of Janus

A book written by Moors murderer Ian Brady. I’m reading it right now and it’s really good.

Despite being a child murderer, The Gates of Janus is a good read. I like to see the world through a murderers’ eyes. Even if that seems pretty morbid. Ian Brady was a very interesting man, despite his killing spree.

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

gate pose

the act of placing your finger(s) in your mouth ans stretching your cheek, exposing your teeth.

yoooo he doin the gate pose

by truckerboy44 April 26, 2020

deven gates

A person with a open mind who does not talk much, but talks when needed or wants to have a little fun. He is a person with a unique intellect and is also hard working strong, ect. His biggest weakness is his difficulty with socializing and understanding. He is formidable at sports and athletics and at school. But his greatest weakness is self loathing.

He is Deven gates!!! Most respect for him but he is sort of sad and a loner. but who cares he's a great guy and a great teacher.

by Tundra February 5, 2017