French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.

"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"

by The French Typist October 19, 2011

Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011

ap french

An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.

More than half the class dropped within the first month of taking AP French.

by Hello234567 April 20, 2020

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .

agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof

by Slothy13 November 23, 2016

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019