Chronic Southern Vagitosis

A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
by Dish Chronicle March 17, 2006
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hydroponic bubonic chronic

I got some dirty Hydroponic Bubonic Chronic! This shit get's me all blazed with just one hit!
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when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.
Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome
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Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !
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the use of marijuana in cigar papers laced with cocaine by many central high school students to get incredibly ripped
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Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.
I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.
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Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.
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