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real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 27, 2018
mugGet the real-fakemug.

real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
mugGet the real dreamsmug.

Real nigga

A real nigga is someone who puts others before himself and has people’s back when they need it, always their for someone and keeps to himself a lot, and usually a popular loner
“Why does he only talk to a few people”. “Because he a real nigga and has their back”.
by Popular loner Kj November 26, 2019
mugGet the Real niggamug.

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100
My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!
by India Terrell March 6, 2008
mugGet the My realmug.

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
mugGet the this is not real lifemug.

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
mugGet the hook and realmug.

real meal

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022
mugGet the real mealmug.

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