plaid-a-puss

A vagina concealed in plaid underwear.

I felt like I was banging a school girl she had mad plaid-a-puss.

by natstwin March 12, 2010

tootsie-puss

(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure

That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.

by SMuG1 April 17, 2011

Sour Puss

when ur puss smells/tastes like some sour milk and looks like sour dough flakey bread.

tommy: “Bro it was so gross she got that sour puss syndrome”

rodney: “that’s pretty fuckin dope man”

by takislover May 21, 2019

sour puss

Michelle Obama}

Dude! Did you see that sour puss Michele Obama? To look like that, I'd have to bite into four lemons with no tequila.

by PUMA Dave June 20, 2008

puss pants

A fat, blonde haired bitch who sucks the penis and has really big tits.

School Student: Yo, what's up puss pants!
Zach or Austin: Fuck you man, I'm sad now.

by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008

Funk puss

Smelly, nasty, stank, woofin puss. If funk or any of these words describe what's happening down there, you(yo girlfriend, wife, the little "innocent" asian girl that sits next to you on the train, whoever) need to go to the doc to get that sh*t drained or something. JESUS LAWD!

Charlie: Yo, that chick got some strong ass funk puss.

by Nowoofinhea October 8, 2009

Anal Puss

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.

I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)

by theCraw2 August 25, 2009