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Technolojesus 

he/she being the creator/inventor of all technology
lastnight i prayed to technolojesus to fix the virus in my computer.
Technolojesus by dn06gm January 20, 2009

technologiality 

1.mechanical or robotic character or behavior; technoliness.

2.indulgence in mechanical like instincts, impulses, etc.

3.an instance of mechanical character or behavior.

4.sexual relations between a person and a machine; tsodomy. (technological sodomy)
Andrew was charged with technologiality after being found to have relations with robotic toys.
technologiality by Discosa April 1, 2010

technologaholic 

Someone who is incessantly on foursquare, twitter, facebook or other social networking media to the point of social devolution. Smart phones such as iPhones, Droids and Blackberries often use apps to stay connected on a 24/7 basis.
Dinz2 is always tweeting, facebooking, foursquaring, etc, and is a case example of a technologaholic.
technologaholic by TheDump January 25, 2011

technological block 

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?
My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) 

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.
Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.

technological act of god 

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"