Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

tardslobber

Slobber that constantly drips or pours from the mouth of a retard.

Somebody get a mop. That retard has saturated the floor with tardslobber again.

by LarsWolfgang January 1, 2025

tarpish

To be defensive in an overly dramatic way; often (but not limited to) including altering the wording of your interlocutors statements to give them different meaning than was intended.

I'm through arguing this; now you're just being tarpish.

by HumbleTailor January 2, 2025

tardscreed

Commonly found in political social media comments, the tardscreed is typed out of anger in a combination of all caps, no punctuation or indecipherable sentence structure. The tardscreeder imagines themselves to 'own' whoever they are replying to but really ends up making themselves a spectacle instead.

Billy Bob wanted to own Stacy in the comments, but his Tardscreed was indecipherable gibberish which only provoked other readers to comment on his mullet.

by penislandoasis March 7, 2025

Tardigan

Another word for child.

This tardigan is noisy as fuck its making me go insane.

by TheMCveteran March 12, 2025

TaRyis

He’s a very sensitive boy who likes to make everyone laugh but deep down no one really knows how he’s feeling. He’s very happy most of the time and likes to hide his feelings in but can’t really keep them in. He’s a beautiful guy inside and out. He’s one of the most nicest people you’ll meet.

Dang he’s a TaRyis…

by Eleven o’ Clock March 21, 2025

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025