Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.

Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

by India Golf Oscar September 20, 2016

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

by Pers September 5, 2016

broke nigga syndrome

When one does not posses money or the urge to get it

You got no money no job you got broke nigga syndrome

by Dftr January 4, 2020

kill la kill syndrom

When you find something great and you'd almost like to share it with friends, but you also know you shouldn't recommend this to anyone.

"Gah, that's such a good show but I'm afraid I can't watch it with her because of some... stuff."
"I know right, the Kill la Kill syndrom always sucks"

by Jbip July 31, 2020

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

sUwUicide Syndrome

A level of submissiveness particularly in males that reaches a level of being submissive to even those classified as 'submissive' by doms would be able to top said person in a sexual scenario.

"Bro, it's been getting worse, I think I had sUwUicide syndrome."

"Aw, little sub"

by A Particular Mouse April 30, 2021