Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.

Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night

by Boyledstones November 29, 2011

Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014

swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015

swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016

Swedish snot fest

The Swedish snot fest is when you sneeze on each other's naked bodies and procces to slap your bodies together then after you smack your head against a wall until you bleed thenshit down your partners chest.

Me and my partner totally Swedish snot fested last night!
Sweet bro I'm jealous.

by Bill Cosby's drugged pudding May 23, 2016

Swedish nudge

To unceremoniously dump someone without warning.

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"

by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016