suburbanite

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

superbed

The large pile of blankets and pillows where an innocent freshman and an agressive junior have vigorous sex.
If in the superbed and given a handjob or blowjob, the junior wil cum a bucketfull

He neighed like a horse and cummed a bucket full, causing him to change his pants in the superbed.

by WIL MCCARTHY March 15, 2008

Suburban Decay

A nickname for suburban girls who use the makeup line, "urban decay." The name communicates the truth of this enterprise--namely, that the only individual willing to purchase a $95 "gift set" that is intended to make you look like a prostitute is a suburban, teenage girl.

In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.

Samantha lives in the suburbs. Samantha is taking the train to the city this weekend. Samantha cannot decide whether to wear red eyeshadow with dark red lipstick, or to smother her face in hot pink glitter blush for a more 'natural' look.

Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.

Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."

Samantha is an example of suburban decay.

by Suburban Decay January 28, 2011

sub-suburban

Not exactly suburban, yet not exactly rural. An example of a sub-suburban area is like there are houses every 300 feet, corn fields, one farm, wide horse pastures, prairies, one Walmart, a couple of paved roads, possibly a highway, two or three schools, and a McDonald's. All within an area of at least 100 square miles.

John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.

Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!

John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!

Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!

John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!

Kate: Thanks daddy!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 25, 2010

Superbitch

When a girl becomes the extreme version of a bitch and a half, throwing random tantrums and cussing people out for no particular reason.
She can go from extremely angry to extremely depressed in minutes.
Usually around that certain time of the month.

Kate: Monica, I hate you and I hope you get hit by a bus! You're an asshole! Why are you so mean to me?
Monica:WTF. All I said was 'hi'... Damn Kate, you're such a Superbitch.

by Anny Jo April 13, 2008

superB

superB is an abberiviation for super Bitch or super Babe, which is typically used for refering to a sexually attractive girl or woman with elite body features, i.e. big boobs or round booty etc.

-Hey dude. Do you remember the name of the superB we met at the club last week?
+ Which one?
- The heart shaped booty girl, you filirted with for a while at the bar table.
+ Yesss. She was such a lovely babe. Her name was Mary, I think.

by WildWetWords August 14, 2018

suburban dictionary

the oxford dictionary

the suburban dictionary isn't for looking up rude words its for education

by gavin September 27, 2003