studentstupor

adjective; describes the confused, startled, surprised expression on a students' face, causing a total lapse in memory and ability to speak coherently, mostly occurring within seconds of recognizing he/she has been asked to answer a question. It is a somewhat strange phenomena in that, the just few seconds preceding the question, the student is largely audible, actively animate, and holding much of the room's attention.

Teacher: James, could you tell the class where we look in the Constitution to find anything about Congress?
James: huh? wha..., uh, I dunn...uh, what was the question?
Teacher: Jane, could you answer the question, James seems to be suffering from a bad case of studentstupor -

by Ergotellall April 13, 2008

sudden style change

the act of chaning one's style from one stereotype or trend to another. Emo to Prep, Gangster to Emo etc etc.

That emo kid cut off all his hair and started wearign Abercrombie, what a case of sudden style change.

by Ebby Harrington June 30, 2009

Sudden partial amnesia

When in the process of starting to write,type, or do something suddenly forgetting the specifics of what you were gonna write,type,or do but still remember the general outline. It can become a real pain in the ass when you try to remember it.

Typing:

My papers on..uh..hmm..i know it had 2 words..hmm..well..god damnit.
Sudden partial amnesia.

by Nalek Hawkblood May 19, 2009

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Sudden soprano

During a deep fucking; the phenomenon of a pitch perfect G sharp, being emitted from the center of a woman's g-spot.

Also known as : the women's tabernacle choir

"Adam made a sudden soprano out of me. "

by Nadine-Marie April 14, 2016