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Venezuelan Pit Stop

An adaptation of the famous Irish Pit Stop, this feat is not to be undertaken by the faint of heart.

After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!

Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
by sallysucks1337 May 14, 2022
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Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.
Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.
by The Doode October 23, 2008
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Last Stop at Albuquerque

While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".
So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.
by LHMC October 20, 2010
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When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.
Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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stop sign standoff

When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.
I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff
by road rager runner May 12, 2009
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shopsys

Somebody that talks like their a business man or a politican. Someone that talks like their 3 times their age. Or somebody that looks like the shopsys man.
Somebody that looks like Mr.Shopsys EX Mike.D
by Juve Fan March 14, 2005
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Stop and Start

When interrupted in the middle of masturbation by something like the phone ringing, one "Stops", answers the phone, and then "Starts" again.
I was in the middle of a good wank, and had a stop and start when the electrician called.
by Bodukeboduke December 15, 2008
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