Sober

Something my mother is not.

Me-ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING BE SOBER AND DRINK WATER?
Mom- what is “wuter”

by Chickenisdawicken October 14, 2020

Snober

A beautiful girl, who everyone is intrigued by. Kind hearted, with a good spirit and strong morals. A people pleaser.

Look, there’s Snober. She’s so beautiful.

by Skyeee76 November 22, 2021

Skobelsky

Gut bacteria

A person that has a severe gut bacteria due to a bell getting stuck in her digestive system, which caused a whole. The fried chicken skobelsky ate, which then leaked out of her digestive system causing a Gut Bacteria.

by Skobelsky April 4, 2023

Sober State

A state that has not legalized marijuana.

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

Canadian sober

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.

Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.

by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014

SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016