Stealth bomber

while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.

My friend did a stealth bomber on my gf last night, it was awesome!!

by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010

Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!

Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021

Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.

-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!

by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015

Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.

You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*

by iBroadwell March 9, 2015

Stealthing

When someone is in a call with friends and state they will be gone for "x" amount of time then proceed to leave for quadruple or more the time

Scar is stealthing, he said we would go eat and come back in 30 minutes and now it has been 3 hours

by yourextravaultspace June 13, 2025

stealth hater

A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.

Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.

by C Tasch July 4, 2022

stealth 100

to gain so much stealth that you become invisible to the multiverse when you crouch/sneak.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.

ima get stealth 100 and do a sneak attack

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024