Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018

Stealth Help

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them

1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.

by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011

Stealth Swag

When someone has massive amounts of swag, but it isn't noticeable at first.

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.

by SwagHero May 23, 2011

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

Stealth Dreidel

A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.

Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."

by WallasWallas December 9, 2016

stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see

"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023