mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.

"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."

by BigGrabby February 9, 2022

Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding

I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"

by Jazy1r January 20, 2023

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

Squirt hole

A hole that squirts.

My hole squirts, therefore it is a squirt hole.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019