spunk

spunk - if a guy is spunky he is hot hot hot stuff!

"that guy who works at industrie is such a spunk"

by cat2 June 23, 2004

spunk gullet

A man or Woman that is rather fond of a spunky drink of an morning, afternoon or evening. Gullet – Mouth & Spunk – Sperm. So there ya go!

"Hay! Shut it Spunk Gullet your the only cum guzzeling slut round here!"

by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004

spunkbeard

To spunk on a girls chin

I took her sideways then gave her a spunkbeard

by Matnfjkwg October 10, 2006

Spunkfarter

Scottish colloquial.

A derogatory term used against a hetrosexual man to imply he may have had many homosexual encounters.

A derogatory term for as homosexual man.

C'mere you ya wee spunkfarter.

Look at that pair eh spunkfarters.

by d1v0r April 24, 2007

spunk trunks

The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.

had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm

by boners mcgee 2 February 23, 2011

Spunkelunking

During fellatio, the act of penetrating the giver’s throat for ejaculatory purposes. First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven. spunkelunk spunkelunkee spunkelunker

Henry wasn’t sure if it was customary to ask before spunkelunking on the first date. He chose to ask first, and therefore got to enjoy a second date.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

by McDanni December 15, 2011