Spring Blueballs

What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.

Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."

by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008

big spring

A crappy high school in Newville, PA. Everyone that goes there is a hick and problay wont go anywhere in life.

Girl 1- "Pete goes to Big Spring"
Girl 2- "Oh that explains why he's so dumb"

by I eat Franks for dinner, hoe! July 15, 2006

Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.

Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...

by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010

Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.

I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.

by dnation December 2, 2007

Big Spring

The crappiest little town in west texas. Perfect if you're a meth head (of both the employed and non employed variety) or a coke dealer. The town is roughly 80% "bad neighborhood" territory and the houses show it. Your house and/or car is subject to get broken into at any given time. You also run a high risk of getting shot, raped, or killed in a car accident. Rent is insanely high for POS rat shack apartments. The general quality of life and amenities are beyond subpar. Basically this town is best avoided, along with nearby midland and odessa.

Person A - Bill moved to Big Spring!
Person B - Oh god, I guess it was nice knowing him.

by magical_nautilus May 8, 2015

Irish Spring

Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.

Every St. Patrick's Day Drew gets an Irish Spring.

by Mac Daddy123 January 14, 2010

Palm Springs

A town located about 100 miles east of Los Angeles, in the desert. It's located in the coachella valley with beautiful Mt. San Jacinto as it's back drop. It's a play ground for the rich and famous, a green luxurious oasis in the desert. With numerous golf courses, pools, palm trees, great shopping, a beautiful downtown area with a star walk with quaint shops and fine dining.

Palm Springs is a green oasis in the desert.

by CaliAmes July 2, 2005