chopped and screwed

Rejected

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me

by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008

screw cut

1. A haircut that gets you laid

2. A haircut that evokes lust

I just walked out the barbershop and this girl gave me the eye, its my first screw cut man!

I love what you done to your hair.
Tell me about it, the guys are lining up my door; guess they can't resist my screw cut

by praney deb August 5, 2009

Screwbacca

1. when you screw a really hairy person.
2. a hairy pornstar.
3. a sexual star wars character who regularly eats shit.

1. Chick Being Screwed: aagh!!! orgasm!!! you are such a Screbacca.
Screwbacca: I Know
2. Woah! look at that hairy, sexy guy!!
Yeah he is a Screwbacca

3. Use the force luke.
i can't i'm looking at a Screwbacca

by wrightright October 18, 2008

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011

screw, nut, and bolt

Pump and dump; wham-bam-thank-you-mam; having sex with a woman, orgasming, and then leaving her directly thereafter.

Tomi Lahren is a woman whom men just want to screw, nut, and bolt.

by djbaba October 31, 2020

Get Chopped and Screwed

The act of getting extremely high.

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.

by rawazznig December 28, 2007

rodeo drive screwjob

When a girl makes you take her shopping and fucks you with the bill.

"That girl I'm seeing gave me the rodeo screwjob yesterday."

"Did you hear?", "No, what?", "Monica gave her sugar-daddy a rodeo drive screwjob for a new watch!", "NO WAY!"

by brand G August 31, 2011