Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

by bigjlj January 29, 2006

spunk sock

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

by Andy January 02, 2004

Operation Sock

1-noun-the act of tieing a sock to someones doorknob, ringing the doorbell, and then either hiding in a bush nearby or running

2-verb-the execution of 1

Hahah, we operation socked Amanda and the sock is been on her doorknob for over a month!

by xT29x February 03, 2009

Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.

Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.

by Tummy Augratin July 14, 2013

Italian Socks

When concrete slabs are dried onto someones feet. That person is then thrown into deep water. This act is usually done to people you don't regard as friends.

This is usually done by Italian mafia, hence the name, Italian socks.

He didn't pay my money back in time, so I ordered the boys to give him a pair of Italian socks. He's swimming with the fishes now.

by RandomDictionaryDude February 18, 2011

fresh socking it

When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.

Bill Gates is fresh socking it.

by Fauxpaw January 27, 2007

beef sock

the male genitalia, penis. Used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.

Amy really enjoys when I shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.

by MC Gummo August 27, 2010