I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 4, 2023
Get the diet sobermug. Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
Get the Big Sobermug. 
by lexi3467 April 20, 2025
Get the silicon valley sobermug. the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
Get the dusty sobermug. Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated
by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024
Get the pennsylvania sobermug. by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025
Get the Jewish Sobermug.