sneeze-gasm

A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.

I had an awesome cum-shot when I had that sneeze-gasm yesterday!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

snuzz factor

the scale on which the snuzz, or cute/funny quality, of a pet or other animal is rated. The higher the snuzz factor, the higher the level of snuzz.

That Spanish-speaking ferret was just a little bit snuzzy until he started playing the accordian. After that, his snuzz factor increased by like 82 and a half. Maybe even 83.

by AndersP April 22, 2008

sneeze freeze

Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.

My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.

by dbldckr January 3, 2013

Sneeze

Expel snot and shit from your nostrils at 200 fucking miles an hour.

Oh fuck! That guy just put a fucking hole in my coat with his sneeze! let's fucking kill him!

by Rook November 8, 2003

Dick Sneeze

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole

1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze

by Mussolini23 April 29, 2010

snezzed

Another way of saying sneezed, part of the 'snez' family, see snezzing. Also sounds slightly dirty.

I just snezzed all over you because I have a cold, sorry.

by Jenniblah August 5, 2007

sneezens

when you have allergies during every season of the year

Kyle And Dylan had sneezens all year long

by raisinpusher January 18, 2008