Snow sniper 

An expression used by skiers and snowboarders. Snow snipers attack when their victims are stood still on the slopes, causing them to hit the deck. Do not confuse with snow snakes, which attack their victims whilst in motion.

Skier 1: *thud*
Skier 2: "Dude, what the hell..."
Skier 1: "I dunno, I was just standing there and I got snow snipered."

Snow sniper by Tordi February 4, 2010

Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.

Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.

Wesley Snipes Clause by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018

Snaperella 

A female body builder who conducts her lifts & presses with poor form, resulting in long term and/or permanent injury, a regular at Snap City.

Check out Snaperella over there, her orthopedic surgeon must be making a killing.

Snaperella by Saplen June 7, 2018

Todd Snider 

Greatest Folk Singer ever. Most known for the song "Beer Run" but has many other great songs. Has recently gained a ton of popularity in the Americana music scene.

Todd is Originally from Portland Oregon but currently resides in East Nashville, TN. Released his first album "Songs for the Daily Planet" in 1994 His latest release "The Storyteller" was released in February of 2011

Todd is known for telling stories about his songs during live performances that may last up to 18 minutes.

I bought the new Todd Snider album yesterday it is amazing.

Todd Snider by fatcatracing May 1, 2011

harry severus snape 

Someone who is a creepy loveable fangirl admin who obsesses over books and Michael C. Hall and created the ship Hexter.

You're such a Harry Severus Snape!

harry severus snape by Amber Pierce-Bennett-Herondale October 19, 2013

sniper smurf 

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

''OMG! LOOK AT THAT SEXY SNIPER SMURF''

sniper smurf by 12inchpenis32 May 7, 2022

sniper 

Hiding in a closet while two people are having sex and proceeding to beat off in the closet. Right before you're about to blow, it is the act of running out of the closet and busting a nut on them and then running away.

"You should of seen the look on their faces when I pulled the sniper on my roommate and his girlfriend"

sniper by Rip April 4, 2004