Snarf

When a person sticks their hand down their pants and grabs ahold of their sweaty ball sack and then shakes someone's hand. Usually done to an enemy of said person.

Ol' Johnny couldn't find a rock, so he decided to snarf the bastard instead.

by ProfessorBanana May 29, 2005

snarf the barf

hitting the bong and getting bong water in your mouth.

You'll snarf the barf if you hit the bong too hard and theres too much water in it.

by viper9043 September 10, 2006

snarf

A general noise of disgust or uncomfortable-ness

"ugh, the school bitch just walked down the hall"
"she so snarfed when she passed you"
"whatta bitch"

"wanna chill?"
"I gotta do my room first"
"snarf"

by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008

Snarf

yea he was the nursemaid on thundara...but snarf could literally mean anything

" Where the snarf is he at???"

"You got any snarfy snarf" in this case it means marijuana

"Lets go...Snarf it up"

by Jon Dizle January 15, 2009

Snarf

A person who sits in a bathtub full of water, farts and bites the bubbles.

My best friend is a Snarf!

by F8TL70725 October 19, 2011

snarfer

one who acts like a bitch, usually a mayonnaise guzzler

That cracker is such a snarfer, always talking shit about me. Its all good though cause he loves that mayonnaise.

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008

snarf

To inhale quickly through a stuffy nose, making a gross snorty sound. Said inhalliation makes a 'draining' sound that makes others gag.

He snarfs so much, he sounds like an old man in the morning.

by Naomijane May 29, 2005