Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

baby yoda smoothie

Something only pewdiepie will drink

Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

Fruity smoothie

The gay version of truffle butter the mix of cum and anal fluids

Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020

Chunky Smoothie

When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other

I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.

by Sk8ter1800 February 18, 2020

Persian Smoothie

A smoothie from persia

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie

by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020