slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility
woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”
by GreenYogaBalls May 23, 2023
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double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 04, 2021
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slurping the skunk

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk
by Cooder October 01, 2017
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Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
by CafeDonut November 07, 2019
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Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.
Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot
by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020
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slurp monster

Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 04, 2024
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Slurp Queen

A sexually vulgar name that defines how much cock Sarah Wray loves to have in her mouth. She is simply the Slurp Queen because she is a sloppy bimbo who can't stop sucking cock, thus fore, the name fits.
Damn man, you're going out with her? She's such a total Slurp Queen.
by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! January 01, 2019
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