Slow Dick

When a rather unattractive man is dating an attractive female, an explanation could be because he has an unusually large penis AKA Slow Dick. Similar to a mentally challenged person having unusual strength (Retard Strength) it is often said that a mentally challenged make has an unusually large penis (Slow Dick)

Reginald is one ugly dude, what does Becky see in him?

I heard he has Slow Dick

Oh, that explains it

by Yermom Ghostuckollidge October 7, 2017

slow bear

A person of less than stunning intelligence, particularly regarding social interactions.

"What's up with your brother? He spent the entire party forcing people listen to him talk about diesel engine repair."

"Yeah sorry about that he's a little slow bear... you gotta be blunt with him."

by thehorse June 11, 2008

slowed down

music that the tempo is slowed down orginated in miami but has recently been credit to houston, texas and called screwed.

loc cool jock, big ace, uncle al, giglo tony are some of orignal slowed down not dem cats from houston. they been screwing music way before dj screw.

by bert2 June 28, 2005

slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap

After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

Slow minded

Somebody who lacks the brains to know how to stop fighting,
A person who plays video games to the point their eyes fall out, Or somebody with an IQ count of -3.

The people at my job are so slow minded, they may as well play video games for the rest of their lives.

by Syndicate May 25, 2007

slow karate

Slow Karate doesn't go that fast.

Fucking hell, I love that song...

by ElleyChaos January 1, 2004