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sloth bang

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow
My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch
by butt hert June 11, 2014
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Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica
by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
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Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"
by SuperBun October 18, 2022
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Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies
1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"
by Runaway666 December 18, 2014
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wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.
"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"
by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017
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sloth queen

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!
by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016
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