sloppy christopher

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.

“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Sloppy donut

When a guy cums in a male/females ass after anal and then eats the dripping cum out of their ass

I went to Anna’s house last night and gave her a sloppy donut.

by Glasslakes September 23, 2017

Sloppy Skeleton

When you are getting a blowjob and you pull her head back and your dick hits the back of her neck.

Hey man why are you walking funny? Man because I got a sloppy skeleton

by WEAPONIZED AUTISM March 31, 2017

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

sloppy butt

Describes when a person's butt is flabby and out of shape. This does not necessarily mean said person's body is out of shape.

Meg: "That girl has perfect hair!"
Blair: "She's got a sloppy butt though"

by Dumptruck1212 June 4, 2016

Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016