Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019

Filthy Seagal

When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.

That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.

by PseudoSeagal March 3, 2023

sagar

someone that seems really nice but then when you get to know him he will be a total ass to you you maybe like omg he's so hot and sweet but don't let that fool you he is only a big fat asshole. i use to like him but i soooooooooooooooo regret that.

omg that sagar is soooo hot.
don't let him fool you he is an asshole

by itssagar January 17, 2018

candy cunt saga

candy cunt saga is when your banging a chick, and she is rageing about playing Candy Crush Saga or when she is currently playing candy crush saga.

"last night me and my girlfriend play candy cunt saga all night long!"

by spikethunderclap February 11, 2014

Steven Sagal

A wannabe motherfuckin faggot, who can't stand up for himself, and thinks he has friends when everyone despises him. He listens to hXc metalcore and thinks he's a badass.

Steven Sagal is a faggot.

by j_carmichael January 15, 2009

Slagador

A. The act of being a Leviathan
B. The act of becoming a Leviathan.
C. The need to be a leviathan.

That is like Supa-mutha-fuckin Slagador-esque.

by Bunnya April 17, 2009

sagatitis

when you get old or fatt and your ass becomes saggy and gross

My ass is so saggy i think i have sagatitis!
Damn!! That girl got a nasty ass case of sagatitis.

by Sharlene June 18, 2007