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Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.
Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun
by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018
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Skiing Italy

When a girl is stroking two guys off while doing the Eiffel tower position with two other guys at the same time
Last night We went skiing Italy on this chick we met at the bar.
by Harry5332 May 12, 2012
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ski hawd

Fix your tie son, it is all ski hawd
by Beverly Dunn November 16, 2005
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ski wop

sucking of the penis, or head, performed particularly by a freak or a ho.
"Yo son, im bout to catch the ski wop from that freak down the street."
by Delvania August 4, 2007
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blue skies

Diana DeGarmo's debut album.
Did you get Diana Degarmo's new album Blue Skies?
by PIDB16 January 14, 2005
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ski town

Local short hand for the City of Muskegon in West Michigain
by Tarpit December 22, 2005
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ski trip

Where Andrew will try to get some, but will ultimately fail after hours of serious persuasion tactics.
Andrew wanted the beds to be pushed together during the ski trip but they stayed separated.
by schdlgdfg September 29, 2009
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