Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me
I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
by titoliston October 24, 2011
Get the Shexting mug.Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
by mintglow September 22, 2008
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The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.
Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
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by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010
Get the shaxting mug.D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."
Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"
Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"
by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010
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Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.
by KittenShitter2012 February 26, 2012
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