spannersverse

The collection of universes in which spanners is present.

I think i'm in the spannersverse

by Dawn1919 August 25, 2022

Shinners

A 'shinners'is an event that takes place after spending the night out on the town generally givin it large and trying to get your dick wet. An abbreviation of "an organised shindig" it usually involves a group of approximately 10-15 'skulls' gathering at an address in North Staffordshire and banging 'gurners', 'bugle' and other substances. On the face of it you may think that other citizens participate in 'shinners' all over this great land of ours. However, in order to be classed as a true 'shinners'it is critical that your housemate is in bed, either in the advanced stages of sleep or cowering in fear as to the mess that will great him when he awakes the following morning.

Typical topics of conversation include: How much you are loving it, how much you like a drink you do and whether you are hardcore or not.

A true 'shinners' will not only devour the twilight hours but but will continue into the following day, at which point it is customary to telephone the non-attendees or 'failures' to point out that you are still 'going strong' regardless of their present whereabouts and circumstances.

The average 'shinners' ceases when the skulls begin to crack as a result overwhelming fatigue or loss of 'gurners'. I can only say that I like a drink I do, I'm fucking loving it I am and yes I am proper hardcore. ASA, ASA, ASA-ASA-ASA!

KEEP THE FAITH,

RWM, 14/09/2006

"For god's sake Rob, not another 'shinners'I'm ringing the old bill.

"Yes my SAN, I fuckin love it I do!"

THE QUESTION IS - DO YOU?

Ps. There'll always be an England

by Rob McNamara September 17, 2008

shanerfnerf

an awesome girl who happens to have awesome friends... also known as shannon :

shanerfnerf is awesome

by uhoh February 8, 2008

SHANKER STANKER

TO TAKE THE MOST HARSH, FOUL, STANK DUMP AND KNOW EVERYONE IN A 100FT RADIUS IS GOING TO HIT THE WALL OF SMELL.

JERRY WENT IN AND DROPPED A SHANKER STANKER AND THE SMELL LINGERED THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE.

by BIRDIEGREG1 August 14, 2011

shaneer

A fat white boy that likes to suck dick

That boy is such a shaneer

by Personofamerica August 28, 2016

Anti-Shatner Moment

A way to explain the unexplainable, especially unexplainable behavior, especially-especially taking matters into your own hands. It's name is derived form the actor who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek (William Shatner) who NEVER has to take matters into his own hands because he always has everyone else do everything for him, and every circumstance is neatly explained as being caused by the supporting characters. For example, Sulu will say to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk will say to the Romulans "Why are you doing this to us? If you don't stop I'm going take this as your decclaring war on the Galactic Federation," then the ROmulans attack but all Kirk has to do is say "Fire phasers, Mr. Chekov" to resolve the situation. Kirk never lifts a finger, never takes any risk the others aren't also taking. An Anti-Kirk Moment is where you have no idea what's going on, no idea why things are happening, and it's up to you alone to take action.

Sulu says to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk says to Mr. Chekov, "I'll take care of this situation myself, hold on for just a moment," then Kirk locks himself inside the Teleportation room, beams himself aboard the Romulan spaceship bare-chested and uses Ninja-like stealth to pacify and eliminate the Romulan crew. Then after dismantling the surveillance systems on the Romulan control deck, Caprtain Kirk quietly kills the Romulan captain and makes it look like a murder-suicide, and beams back aboard the S.S. Enterprise roughly under 5 minutes flat, makes a coughing sound while unlatching the door to the Teleportation room and force-puking on Dr. Bones shoes who screams "What were you doing in there?" to which Captain Kirk replies "I think I ate some bad dates" to which Dr. Bones replies "Captain, there's been a murder-suicide on the Romulan vessel and the Romulans are no longer attacking us", to which Captain Kirk smiles and says "Oh that's good news" and pukes more, to which I say out loud "that's an Anti-Shatner Moment" and also puke.

by maxsell aka onestock August 1, 2012

wank spanner

mother fucker who is the ultimate arsehole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.

joe is a fucking WANK SPANNER

by Shane B January 13, 2004