shame-blame

Shame-Blame is when someone doesn't do what they should have done and should be ashamed but instead of taking responsibility they blame someone else.

Ex. I parked my car on the grass at the grocery store because I didn't want to walk to the end of the parking lot to find an open space. When I returned my car was towed. The grocery store should really do something to provide better parking so I'm not inconvenienced and now I have to deal with those tow truck people and it's going to ruin my night. Why don't they have better signage?
Used in a sentence, "John just shame-blamed the waiter for his failure to order correctly."

#shameblame

by AustinMatt September 12, 2016

Shakespearean

Early modern English. The English used between 1500 and 1700. Shakespearean English contains words like thee, thou, and thy, and is completely different from current-day English.

The KJV bible is written in Shakespearean.

by YT: Gaming with Charlie November 17, 2018

Fifty shades of chicken

The act of shoving pieces of cooked chicken into your ladies vagina, and eating it after her orgasm.

"I did the fifty shades of chicken to my girlfriend last night"

by Cthulhu's pet Nyarlathotep March 2, 2015

Manly Walk of Shame

When a man (or in rare cases, a woman) has to get the plunger when guests are over or serving as a guest. Usually preceeded by a hard to make decision of whether to pinch a loaf or not.

I totally had to do a manly walk of shame when I used the sit n' shit at my girlfriend's parent's place. I'm not sure if they approve of me anymore.

by Mgamerz2 September 20, 2009

Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014

Sidebar of Shame

The Sidebar of Shame is the strip of thumbnail pictures on the right-hand side of the Mail Online.

The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.

Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.

You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.

Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"

by Option 22 January 29, 2019

shutter shades

1: A pair of glasses which, rather than having lenses, they have horizontal plastic strips going across, which defeats any purpose of the glasses, they come in a variety of different colours and are worn by mostly either scene kids or rap kids.

2: Cunt goggles

Guy with shutter shades: Hey man, got these new shutter shades today, don't i look good in them

Me: No, they make you look like a fucking clown.

by twisted fingers January 13, 2009