segation

segation has a massive fat cock and likes to penetrate your mother he is also god and immortal

segation just fucked your mom

by segation secret lover September 25, 2021

segasonic101

Basically the best creaoztr fnagmge guy

Person1: Whats the best undertale fangame
Person2: idk maybe Sud-
Person1: you dont get to have an opinion coz segasonic101's distru st the game is best
Person2: ur bad *leaves*
Person1: start crying and in my reality the utsc is non-existent

by WaffleOrSomething May 6, 2022

Seahawks fan

Texas hick living in Seattle with a heavy fascination in pro wrestling internet freaks, beautiful big boned women, and hottest green neon strip clubs in town...Not to mention the best diamonds on the market at the cheapest price.

Dymnd is a interesting personality and the biggest Seahawks fan online.

by D. Ray February 24, 2023

alaskin seahorse

While receiving head from your partner dump salt water in there eye moments before you release your man juice and boom! Right in her eye

Jared was recieving head when he then gave his girlfriend a alaskin seahorse

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

next gen sega

The Sega console that will compete with new consoles such as the Xbox One and PlayStation 4. Unfortunatey it will never come.

Tails: I can't wait for the next gen Sega console!

Sonic sits there,not having the heart to tell him.

by yoloswag420socalidope February 7, 2014

Kok Weng Seah

The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.

Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."

by ACTethx December 15, 2020

Dirty Selah

A girl with anger issues who is a slut when she's drunk even though she's ace.

The Dirty Selah got drunk and wanted to makeout with all her friends.

by Itsyaboiskinnypenis355 April 15, 2020